For pastime, and with little care, have I written these verses, thee at"test"ing, O Priapus--verses worthy a garden, not a little book! Nor have I, as poets are wont, invoked the Muses to this unvirginal spot. For I had neither mind nor heart for the emprise, to bring the chaste sisters, the chorus of Prides, to the mentule of Priapus. Therefore, whatever it is I have jotted in an idle hour on the walls of thy temple, take it in good part, I pray thee.
[1. Possibly with a punning allusion to testicles.
2. A \"double entendre" intended to be conveyed by the word 'garden'.